yes, of course, magic is the answer. but also, harry would not necessarily openly express the Beard Thing out loud. and draco, coming from people who cannot grow full beards, has never entertained the idea of growing any facial hair because he looks ridiculous with his patchy face of scraggly hair. so he goes clean shaven always, and it doesn’t come up much. there aren’t even opportunities for nonverbal hints, like maybe harry rubbing his cheek against day old stubble.
except they get to their 30s, and they’re surrounded by new dads. new dads who are very tired and have given up shaving for five extra minutes of sleep. harry’s quidditch team goes on a winning streak and the entire team doesn’t shave out of superstition. and draco notices harry noticing.
the last straw is ernie macmillan, who they run into on diagon one day. “huh, a beard really suits him. he should’ve grown that out ages ago,” harry says. ernie and draco looking nothing alike, but he is blonde-ish (blonde-ish–not even properly blonde) and draco is telling harry to go ahead without him and ducking into slug and jiggers for a moment.
if i sell nudes to pay for top surgery can i call them limited edition
uh oh
alright fuck it. yous have blown up my notifications for three days. put your money where your mouths are.
i’m getting top surgery in january. i need to get £1500 together by christmas to have the full cost saved up. i will be taking 150 pictures of my boobs and printing them as physical photographs so this shit really is limited edition. 50 will be sexy, 50 will be goofy, and 50 will be themed. they will come with stickers and a thank you note. they will not have my face in them. these fuckers will be paying rent in their final months so help me god.
the pictures will be available for purchase from the 20th of november for one month only. details to follow.
if anybody is feeling generous before that time, my paypal is neuronary.n.neuronary@gmail.com. i really sincerely appreciate anything anyone can give, so thank you so much.
to put that big number in context, if everyone who has liked this post was able to donate £1, i would have more than enough to afford the surgery.
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DID YOU KNOW that proper pearl necklaces actually have knots between each pearl?
This is done to stop the pearls from rubbing up against each other, potentially causing damage and discolouration to each bead, and also so that if the string breaks it’s unlikely that any more than one or two pearls will fall off the string. Pearl necklaces (and bracelets, for that matter) need re-stringing regularly, to make sure that the string isn’t stretched, frayed, or otherwise damaged, which would put the necklace at risk of breaking, and when they are re-stringed properly, new knots are always tied between each pearl.
This post brought to you by the stop making pearls scatter everywhere whenever you break a fancy lady’s necklace when murdering her, thriller writers, all you’re doing is revealing she was wearing shitty plastic beads gang
THOMAS WAYNE EXPOSED! BOUGHT HIS WIFE MARTHA KNOCKOFF PEARL NECKLACE!
